Theo Adeyemi

Theo Adeyemi

Mostly held together by oat flat whites and unearned confidence

📍 Bristol, GB

🤝 Where you might know me from

Organisations

Bristol Five-a-Side League · Bristol · Team TBC

💭 To understand me a little better

Good to know about me
I reply to texts in my head and assume that counts. It does not.
My boundaries
Please don't 'just call' — send a voice note.
How I find communication easier
Text or a voice note, please.
If you ever come to my house
The plant is called Kevin. Please don't water Kevin.
What gives me energy
Five-a-side, payday, and a playlist that goes off.
What drains me
Meetings that could've been a text.

💛 Things I love, can't get enough of, or have been dreaming about

A mechanical keyboard (the loud kind)
My flatmates are thrilled.
Festival tickets I can't afford
An investment in vibes.

🙅 Things that aren't really for me

Networking events
I'd rather be Kevin.

⭐ A few of my favourite things

Favourite films

Into the Spider-Verse — Watched it more than I'll admit.

Favourite TV shows

Taskmaster — My Roman Empire.

Favourite places

My nan's kitchen — Best wifi, best food.

🧰 Tips & life hacks I can share

Put your alarm across the room
You have to stand up to turn it off.

🧩 Problems I'm trying to solve — ideas welcome

Naming my five-a-side team
Currently 'Team TBC'. Two years. Please.

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